Written by: LLoyd Kaufman and Gay Partington Terry
Directed by: Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz
Starring: Ron Fazio, John Altamura, and Phoebe Legere
Reviewed by: Brett G.
If you grew up during the late 80s and early 90s, you might recall an event that seems altogether odd and unexpected in retrospect: the rise and popularity of The Toxic Avenger as a pop culture icon. Somehow a film series featuring unapologetic violence (towards children, even) spawned comic books, action figures (I actually had one), and even an animated children's series. As Lloyd Kaufman says on the DVD introduction to the first sequel: Toxie was huge, and it all started with the release of The Toxic Avenger Part II. It was an all-to-brief period, lasting only a couple of years before Toxie was once again consigned to obscurity. I still find it somewhat amazing that a character from a low-budget Troma film was able to transcend the genre like Toxie did, but it did indeed happen. Incidentally, Troma can be considered "The House that Toxie Built" before the company experienced a swift decline, and not even a sequel to its most popular property could save it.
There's also a few other strange decisions, such as changing Toxie's deep voice into something far more friendly-sounding. It's an odd decision that makes Toxie seem less like a monster and more like a guy that just happens to be a deformed mutant. Similarly, Sarah, Toxie's blind love from the original film, has somehow morphed into the uber-ditzy, but still hot, Claire (apparently, there's no shortage of hot, blind ass in Tromaville). Of course, taking Toxie out of Tromaville in and of itself is seen as a strange decision by some. I don't really have a problem with the idea of taking Toxie to Japan, but it really serves no purpose to the story except to provide a few instances of culture-clashing; then again, that could have happened in any country. In fact, it seems to me that it would have made more sense to take Toxie somewhere else because, if there's any country that probably wouldn't balk at seeing an 8 foot mutant walking its streets, it'd be Japan.
I HAD to join this site to explain my adventure with Toxic Avenger II. I’ll try to make this as simple and short as I can.
Having just watched my Unrated Director’s Cut DVD of the first Toxic Avenger (featuring the full Head Crushing Scene), I decided I wanted more Toxie! Browsed amazon and found the sequel. Bought a used but near mint copy of the Toxic Avenger Part II DVD for a decent price. The version that arrived had the Unrated Director’s Cut in red on the front lower half of the box. I mean, the FIRST film was uncut with a banner similar to that on it so…I figured this was the one to get. It arrived, and much to my surprise and frustration it would NOT play on my DVD player, PC, PS2 or Xbox 360. No idea why. Wondered if I just got a bad disc. So I sucked it up and bought a 2nd used copy of just the disc no box. And I got the same result! Would not play on ANYTHING! My PC doesn’t even recognize either discs as dvds; they’re blank media as far as it’s concerned. I figured the best thing would be to try and get in touch with Troma themselves and see if they’ve had this issue before, so I sent their customer service an email. When the response came in, of course I’m the only guy who this has happened too. Because I so desperately wanted to see the further adventures of Toxie, I decided to be a damn fool and buy a THIRD COPY, this time brand new from Barnes & Noble for eighteen fucking dollars. Well landegosha THIS one finally played, and I finally watched the film in its entirety. But all was not well, as I was quite shocked to see how tame this film was in comparison to the first one. Barely any blood or gore.
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So I got curious and did some research. That’s when I found out the Unrated Director’s Cut (red lettering on the front) is a R-rated heavily edited version of the film. Really, Troma? You would even put out an R-rated film? Researching finally showed me the only supposed way to get this film uncut was the either the edition included in the Tox Box (which I am not about to shell out $50 for), or one that’s included in a two-pack called “Troma Two-Pack #3”. Seriously? Well that thing isn’t that easy to find these days. Finding a decent photograph of the set was a task in an of itself. BUT, I finally found an image of the it…and it looked like the Toxic 2 box art was a little different. Seems the ‘Unrated’ logo was yellow and in the upper left corner. I’m guessing that’s my mark to know this is the REAL uncut version? *le sigh*.
Well while the search was on for that elusive two pack, I saw someone auctioning off a large lot of Troma films. Poultrygeist 3-disc edition, Terror Firmer 2-disc, Tromeo & Juliet 10th Anniversary edition, Bloodsucking Freaks….and a boxset called The Complete Toxic Avenger. I placed a bid on that lot because I wanted those other films, and I knew that complete Toxic Avenger had the complete Toxic Crusaders cartoon as a bonus (why Troma only put out a Volume 1 of the toon and never the whole thing by itself is beyond me). HOWEVER, reading reviews on amazon told me that box set is practically useless and flawed because it contains Unrated versions of ALL the films…besides Toxic II, which was the flawed R-rated cut. REALLY?! But again, I sucked it up and placed a bid, and won. La-tee-frickin’-da.
PART III AND CONCLUSION OF RANT:
Before that lot could arrive in the mail I placed an order for that Toxic Two-Pack #3 from Barnes & Noble for $18 (the same price I paid for the first copy I obtained. *RAGE*). That set hasn’t arrived yet and actually might not because their warehouse showed only ONE left in stock, which I’ve been told could mean it’s all fucking sold out, but the Complete Toxic Avenger box set did arrive. And guess what? The Toxic Avenger II that’s included? Has the same exact disc art as my other 3 copes. Has the same exact menus and special features as my other 3 copies. BUT…IT’S COMPLETELY UNCUT. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. The only difference between the one R-rated disc I have and this fully uncut one? The R-rated is a brighter, cleaner looking print of the film while the true uncut one looks like someone somewhat zoomed in on an already 1:33:1 image. FOR GODS SAKES GIVE ME A BREAK. So now I FINALLY have this movie in it’s untouched, uncut form. But it looks like shit. So there’s one more update to come for this tale of woe & suffering. Here’s truly hoping the ‘Yellow Unrated Badge In The Upper Left Corner’ version really is uncut, and a better looking print. One can only pray to Odin & hope.
And OH, for the record the packaging for Complete Toxic Avenger sucks ass as I feel the discs are going to snap in half when I try to pull them out. And it upon watching it, looks like my single disc Unrated Director’s Cut version of Toxic Avenger I is a better, brighter print than the one included in the box set, EVEN IF IT HAS THE SAME EXACT DISC ART, MENUS, FEATURES, EVERYTHING. TROMA, YOU MAKE ME SAD. -end rant-